The Leader, Kerry
aka … Cold Hands
aka… The Buttersquatch
Letter of Intent
Dear President of BPR Texas,
I, Ken “Buttersquatch” Fischer want to join BPR TX because:
A) It’d be rad.
B) When going to a “race”, I’d rather enjoy the trail, people, and drinks than bust ass, yelling “Strava!” while passing people trying to win. Which I feel lines up with the BPR attitude.
C) Sometimes I want to punch you in the face. That is all.