My beautiful 6 year old niece, Paige, understands the power available to the “Back of the Pack” racing clan. Paige used the power to save a turkey at her school ‘turkey roast’. It is obvious that the BPR turkey will live to see tomorrow. And I am sure Paige is counting the hours until she can pedal away with her Padre – Tedd.

Like the socks? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!

Yes, we start them young in Back of the Pack Racing. It is a life long commitment to excellence. (Is that a stupid Oakland Raiders saying? Probably. So screw it.) Back of the Pack Racing requires a life long commitment to something. I just don’t know what the ‘something’ is, yet. But Paige knows, Paige is Omniscient. Look it up, dude.

Yep, the Omniscient One.

Ok, dude. As stated above, Paige is Omniscient as defined as “having complete or unlimited knowledge, awareness, or understanding; perceiving all things.” Good luck with that one, dude. If you can’t handle those big words – then go back to bed. I’m headed to the trails.

Happy Thanksgiving, or Thanks Giving, or Thanks for Giving, or Thanks for Giving Your Hard Earned Cash in Form of Taxes Paid – If you are a Tax Payer. I pay so much in taxes that I can only eat Cheetos for dinner. Where is the justice? Dude. (Oh yeah, I’m living the high life. Got a Miller? Miller High Life that is.)