1. The Back of the Pack Crew, as a whole, consumed 32,631 calories via beer, burgers, pizza and Cheetos between Friday morning and Sunday night. The Back of the Pack Crew burned 18,073 calories during the same time period. Same story, different race.
2. The Lt Col dominated from the back of the pack and brings home the hardware, 2nd Place! The Lt Col jammed out on a 34 x 19 and smokes the course for ~ 146 miles.
3. The Judd and his 3 imaginary friends (The Philosofizer, The Hustorian, The Chick Magnet) dominated the 4 Man Single Speed division. 5 ‘real’ laps by The Judd and 12 ‘imaginary’ laps by his imaginary buddies.
4. The TeddNeck, The B.P.R. Moral Chairman boosts morale at the B.P.R. Pit by riding at night – this was a major morale boost to those racers, I mean losers (The Judd & Prob-eee) who rested & sleep for 10+ hours.
5. Prob-eee is forced into an intimate relationship with ‘The Demons’. Prob-eee may never race again due to this new relationship and the responsibilities that go along with it.

Ans: “Because dude, I was rockin the 34 x 19 and it’s hard out there man, it’s really hard!”

Ans #1: “Dude, I’ve raced 4 times in the last 5 weeks. Three 24 hour races in 28 days. I was wiped out mentally, in great physical shape, just didn’t want to ride.”

Ans #2: “Dude, you ever been stung by a bee? I was stung by a bee right before the race. I had a wicked headache. (I think I had a fever, I must have, just because.) Check this link, Bee Stings – Allergy Guide! I couldn’t function until 6:30 AM on Sunday.”

Ans #3: “Dude, I was on Prob-eee watch. Prob-eee was acting weird. I was concerned for his own welfare and the safety of all those around the B.P.R. pit site.” 

Ans #1: “Uh, can I use one of Judd’s excuses?”

No!

Ans #2: “Uh, I’ll get back to you on that”

Ans: “Well, I look better at night. I like riding at night. I own the night. Damn, what’s it to you! Get out of my face! You loser!”

24 Hours of COS – The Race from Judd Rohwer on Vimeo.
Just some views from the course, dude!



Just a stupid video of the funny ride to the race. 

1. Riding in every race possible is not necessarily the best method of training. The Burnout could hit you, even on the 1st lap of a 24 hour race.
2. Even if you have a good reason for not racing while the ‘race is on’, you’ll still get an unbelievable amount of S*^T from the B.P.R. dudes that are racing. (Ok, there is no good reason for not racing when at a race.)
3. It’s just as hard to stay up for 24 hours and watch racers race as it is to race for 24 hours. (Yeah right! What’s The Judd smokin’ – or mainlining!)
4. Preparing oatmeal & peanut butter in a crock pot, in a hotel room, is not easy and is not fun. (Anybody have a good recipe for oatmeal and peanut butter? Someone must.)
5. If an ‘American Hunter’ magazine is sitting near a sink in Rosie’s Diner and a dude is taking a wizzard, don’t pick up the magazine and take it to the porcelain. This move creates and interesting situation when the ‘owner’ of the magazine want’s it back. This is a very simple lesson learned by The Lt Col, the B.P.R. Elder Statesman.

1. Some Random Racer: “You guys are like Clockwork Orange of the bike racing community.”
2. The Madre: “If your camper is 1/2 mile from the race course, how Prob-eee’s going to sleep.”
3. Prob-eee; “I still think a 23T is OK!”
4. The Lt Col: “Dude, we need to throw Prob-eee a bone – let him know that we still care about him.”
5. The Demons to Prob-eee: “Prob-eee, Prob-eee you must quit, you must quit riding your bike. This is stupid, this is ludicrous! You must go back to the pit and start drinking beer. Prob-eee, are you listening to us, we are The Demons of 24 hour racing. Prob-eee you must listen to us. Stop this nonsense, you are 52 years old!”