the door is Cracked Open for YOU to join The Crew… dude, dudette

the time has come… for another BPR gear order. That means patches, plaid, t-shirts, socks, hats, stickers, etc. (And a few adult novelty items, for Mad Rhino, of course.) And The Decision Makers @ the back of the pack decided it’s time to open up this secret society to a few more ball busting dudes and… Read More the door is Cracked Open for YOU to join The Crew… dude, dudette

The Colorado Trail Race: We’re Gonna Finish… Or DIE trying… or something

Follow us, if you want. Or don’t. AND REMEMBER. This is a self supported race. Don’t meet us on the trail, cuz if you do, we’ll flog you, steal your food  do the slice & dice s*^t and feed you to the wolves, unless you bring Cheeseburgers and can keep a secret, of course. AND… Read More The Colorado Trail Race: We’re Gonna Finish… Or DIE trying… or something

24 Hours in the Enchanted Forest, v2013: CHAOS Everywhere AND I didn’t do it… I think

Update: I modified this post, for the 3rd time, because I can. I don’t dig this social shit that I got ‘The Crew’ into. We are a bunch of burned out ski racers rugby players, UFO chasers and single speed freaks. Next time we want to make a public statement… we’ll do it in real time.… Read More 24 Hours in the Enchanted Forest, v2013: CHAOS Everywhere AND I didn’t do it… I think

Dawn ’til Dusk v2013… just a few dumb comments

Dawn til Dusk v2013 didn’t produce much of anything, other than serious miles for The Judd, serious nap time for Prob-eee, and an excuse for The Major to drink beer and eat pizza.  That’s right. The standard Ludacracy, at the back of the pack, didn’t materialize. Therefore  I had little motivation to document THE HISTORY because The History… Read More Dawn ’til Dusk v2013… just a few dumb comments

The Arizona Trail Race: 163.9… or something like that

What can I say?  Phat dudes that weigh in at 225 lbs shouldn’t be riding SS machines in the Arizona desert. The ‘homemade’ insulation creates havoc in the extreme desert heat, the required calorie intake just isn’t possible when you roll… at the back of the pack. It’s just hard. And eating Cheetos burritos while watching… Read More The Arizona Trail Race: 163.9… or something like that